NASA's Rover

A conspicuous absence of thermal activity in suspiciously similar regions of the Indian nation has prompted NASA to spend millions of dollars of taxpayers’ money to understand the reasons behind this phenomenon. A rough sketch of the map of the country has shown that these regions are no other than the lush, green campuses of the esteemed engineering colleges which every Indian parent aspires to join his kid in. Alas, wild conjectures have sprouted to explain this genocide forcing the government to outsource the investigation to a space agency.

Scientists at the NASA explain that the rover detects a spike in the thermal readings of the surroundings and immediately takes a picture of the source of the disturbance. While there has been no disturbance as such in the activity of the region, the truth itself is far more disturbing. The videos sent by the rover show that there is definite movement in the area, although,shockingly this movement is not accompanied by life. The students visible in the picture are devoid of this entity that people in the other well-known parts of the universe take for granted and callously call life. Another video showed a boy spending nearly his entire day inside the confines of a classroom, only to be followed by expending the rest in rooms so small they can put the slums of Mumbai to shame.

A deeper understanding of these readings, the scientists say, is that this is simply because the students have no intention nor desire to be restricted to such disappointing conditions. The sluggish pace of classes coupled with the animosity of professors have led to a sharp decline in the willingness of students to pursue science. Furthermore, ceaseless nagging by their parents has numbed their brains begging the question, are they so different from the machines that humankind invented to do things that they themselves weren’t capable of doing? Clearly , the life has been sucked out of these harmless beings.When NASA presents its findings to the Indian Government, it would be interesting to know if NASA demands an explanation for these abysmal results. Are they simply byproducts of their previous generations’ incomplete dreams and ambitions or, a potential war-instigator, if they are the next generation of military technology brought up to go on and infiltrate the different systems of USA and bring it down?

-Vaishnav Tadiparthi

2nd Year Student,
Department of Aerospace Engineering,